Single in the city : date night

It's 1 am and I had the most amazing time . 

One of my favorite movies was picked I got some queso and a blood orange cosmo and a mango Margarita and laughed my ass off to my favorite comedian Kevin Hart's latest stand up what now . I laughed had a blast best 2 hours I have spent besides chatting with my dad this week . After walking out of the theater I skipped over to my new found favorite bar BAR LOUIE. To order a blue cheese martini omg all kinds of yum . I order my drink and a guy turns over to me and proceeds to have a conversation with me no biggie I was gonna have this drink and Uber my hopefully tipsy self home satisfied and fulfilled . Sadly the drink I was craving was somewhat ruined by the drunk guy that after reading him for 3 minutes if I told him to fuck off nicely or not so nicely would have made a big deal about it . Mistakes made by Mr Tim 

Tried to touch my hair like I was a Chia pet 

Told me he loved black women (ok um thanks ) 

Told me he had a wife named Keyshia he wanted to kill ( like for real poor Keyshia) 

He told me he hated me since I was a cowboys fan ( meh ok I get that often ) 

and he told me he was a white man murdered (this was when the Uber called and saved me ) 

I hope his drunk ass got a Uber home .

Did I mention I took myself out ? No guy just me a Lil bit of makeup and a few extra bucks from selling one of my purses that Mr big bought me so thanks Mr big for tonight's drinks and movie ticket best date night ever lol .