Single in the city:garbage dick

****Story provided with permission from best friend ****

So my best friend and I took a road trip and during the trip thought it would be a great idea to troll Tinder to find some local boys to show us around while we were in the area . I didn't put as great of an effort in it that night so of course I was without a guy for the night but my friend had 3 great choices one was close,one was far from here hotel, and one I'm not sure where his location was but he was in her words way too corny so thus was dismissed lol. When it finally came to a decision she asked then to provide pics of their penis which if course they did (usually if we want only sex or if we have been with your for a minute this is the only time we ask for this ) so the one with the bigger penis won. I explained to her sometimes bigger wasn't better and average dudes still were pretty good . What's ironic as well Mr Big penis was close to where I was staying and drove 40 mins to her and Mr average penis was less than 5 minutes away. So he came over to her hotel they did what adults do and she called me to give me the play by play. Apparently the penis was awful he was basically one of the worst she had in bed and to top it all off he used her toothbrush before leaving 😒

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